Well douche your snatch and let's go!
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
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fuck your aforementioned shoe
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
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I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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