matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
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no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
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Still dying that you shit outside
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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