Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
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ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
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she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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