yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
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He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
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I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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