If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
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Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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