And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
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the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
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My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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