Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
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Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
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It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
The adults are the big ones right?
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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