this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
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the room spins SO much faster in panama
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
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Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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