sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
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I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
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mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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