oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
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what day is it and did you see me today?
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
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Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
God, I missed his penis.
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