i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
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Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
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Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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