We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
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No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
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He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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