He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
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May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
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And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
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