The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
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Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
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Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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