Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
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he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
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You say this every welcome week, bro.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
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I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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