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well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
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I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
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This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
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