Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
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Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
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Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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