I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Who did Billy Mays play for?
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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