Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
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laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
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it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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