It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
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Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
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I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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