We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
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i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
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I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
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