He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
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Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
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Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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