dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
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She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
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i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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