i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
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In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
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What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
When are your genitals available?
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
we're so committed to being not committed
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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