Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
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I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I need to sanitize my soul.
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just got permission to expense a nerf gun
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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