my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
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we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
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I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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