she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
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Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
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He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Help. Why am I so naked?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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