tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
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I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
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My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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