I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
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We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
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As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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