please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
no you cant smoke seaweed
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
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he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
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I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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