So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
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he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
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I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
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