I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
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I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
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Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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