It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
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Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
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I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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