she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
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Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
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I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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