Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
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Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
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Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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