She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
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Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
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Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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