I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
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Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
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Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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