Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
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note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
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He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
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