If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
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the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
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I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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