I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
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Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
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My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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