i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
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He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
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He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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