Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
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yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
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Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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