im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
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We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
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Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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