first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
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We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
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I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
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