watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
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I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
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bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
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