He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
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I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
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State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Damn victory sex feels great
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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