I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
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We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
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Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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