pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
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Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
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She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
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