i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
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I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
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I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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