I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
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He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
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I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
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